"Wait, Wait Don't Tell Me" had a scathingly brilliant moment about our favorite prole pop star:

Aamer Haleem, in response to the news that Britney Spears held a meeting of her extended family in face of the fact that her dog might be committing incest, said:

"I'd love to know where they held that meeting ... Sizzler?"

Speaking of lowbrows who don't know they've sunk to the bottom, check this out:

Didn't we at the Pepper just post about "Bridezilla"?

To be fair, Camilla looked good with the exception of that twig like THING on top of her head. Even Pepper's parents - who once compared Camilla to a four-legged animal - said she looked good. But that twiggy THING! Why are Americans such Anglophiles?