Good news, kids. You can eat Wendy's chili again. The police arrested that lady out in Nevada, after a "CSI-style" investigation that determines the finger wasn't cooked at the same temperature as the chili.

As we said, we thought it was Strange Brew all along. We never imagined that it might be a little Texas Chainsaw Massacre II thrown in. If that lady is crazy enough to bite into a finger for a couple grand, she should be tossed into an institution instead of the pokey.

But, hey, we're glad it's over. The ghost of Dave Thomas is glad it's over. And Lloyd LaCuesta is probably glad it's over, too.

Maybe that means we can hear some real news now. Naaaaah ...

ps - Thanks for the headline, Mike!