We love Terry Moran. He looks so annoyed all the time. He looks really annoyed when George II uses sports language like "We will stay on the offense." You think you're Brett Favre or somethin'?

"We can't trust the Iranians when it come to enriching uranium." A scary but melodious statement. He makes "Iranian" sound like "uranium." The words merge together until Americans respond to the sound like Pavlov's dogs. Iranian. Uranium. Say them together ten times fast.

That's hard.

He's raising his voice when talking about John Bolton. The red is creeping up. "The UN needs reform!" Yeah, John Bolton's idea of reform is destroying the UN altogether.

He's yammering. Refrigerator break.

His country accent fades when he's angry. When he yells, he is pure Northeastern.

Those oranges look old. Should we eat them?

Back to the ownership theme.

"Why should ownership be confined only to rich people?" Translation: "Why should rich people be responsible for you poor losers?"

"You ought to have the right to set up a personal savings account." Most people don't know how money works. The mere thought of making more money will prompt people to turn their cash over to Uncle Sam. And if they retire on a bad stock day, they're screwed. Excuse the language.

The orange still tastes good.

Wouldn't it be wonderful if Chevy Chase were still young and funny? He would have gone to town with a George II impersonation.

"I'm sure there's some people who don't like me." This reminds us of the cartoon on our coworker's desk in which a large elephant wails "no fair!" when a Democrat threatens him with a stick.

"There's a lot of politics in that town." BECAUSE IT'S THE NATION'S CAPITOL, DIPSTICK. Where's there's politicians, there will be politics. The dumbest criticism in the world is "you're getting too political." He just said, "I don't want to politicize this issues." Gee, George II, we don't think you can help it. You're president. That's your job.

He always calls Rice "Condi," but he refers to men by their proper, last names. He should call her "Dr. Rice," with full-on respect. He's talking about her as if she were a beloved pet. C'mere, Condi, c'mere. We're not fans of Condoleezza Rice, never have been, but she is DR. RICE, thank you very much.

No child left behind. He doesn't know a dang thing about it. "The measurement is showing progress ... we expect the states to show us whether or not they are meeting objectives." He's talking about spending money at the federal level. Our collective ass. Yes, cussing at the Pepper. No child left behind is an unfunded mandate. States are paying out of their own pockets. He's defensive regarding the teacher's lawsuit. His accent is careening all over the place.

"I've heard some states say they don't like it ... if you teach a child to read and write, it shouldn't bother you to measure! ... let's change the attitude!" Just like Ah-nold, he's blaming the teachers. Here's to hoping that the teachers will bite George II in the butt just the way they're nailing Ah-nold. How dare he. Teachers work harder than anyone. Perhaps kids can't read because their parents are checked out, there are too many kids in each class (no teacher can have more than 20 kids in a class, tops; we know from personal experience).

Then again, George II is smart to blame the teachers. They're too busy grading, prepping their lesson plans, and defending themselves against violent students. They don't have time to talk back.

"I dont' wanna cut into some of these tee-vee shows that are getting ready to air - for the sake of the economy."

That was a joke, right? Oh, no. "The Simple Life" is next. The beast that is Paris Hilton must be indulged.

On the proposed levels of Social Security benefits: "Don't get personal here, Hutch! That was a cheap shot!" He wasn't insulting you, George II, he was insulting Cheney. Or have you two become one person?

They just cut off the rebroadcast in favor of "The Simple Life." Our society is disintegrating entirely. That's NOT hot.